Last updated: 16 July 2026
[Your name or legal entity]
[Your address]
[Your contact email]
This person or entity (“we”) is the data controller for Im Netzwerk (the “Service”) under Article 4(7) of the EU General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR).
Your name (required) and, optionally, text you paste in from your own LinkedIn or Xing profile (a headline, About section, or job title). We never scrape, crawl, or programmatically access LinkedIn, Xing, or any other platform — everything comes from what you type or paste yourself.
This is used to (a) generate your satirical scorecard and famous-personality match, and (b) process your one-time €2 payment. We do not collect your email address, physical address, or any other identifying information beyond what you choose to submit in the name and profile-text fields.
Processing your name and profile text is based on your consent (Art. 6(1)(a) GDPR) — you choose to submit this information and initiate a scan. Processing your payment is necessary to perform the contract you enter into when you pay for a scan (Art. 6(1)(b) GDPR).
Your name and profile text are shared with the following processors:
The famous-personality match looks up a public figure’s name on Wikipedia to fetch a photo — only the matched public figure’s name is sent to Wikipedia, never any of your data.
Anthropic, Stripe, and PayPal are US-based companies. Where your data is transferred outside the EU/EEA, this relies on the safeguards those providers make available under GDPR (such as Standard Contractual Clauses) — see each provider’s own privacy documentation for specifics.
We don’t use tracking or advertising cookies. The app uses your browser’s session storage purely to run the scan → payment → results flow — it holds no identifiers beyond what you typed in, and disappears when you close the tab.
Your scorecard and famous-personality match are generated automatically by an AI model. This is explicitly satirical entertainment — it has no legal or similarly significant effect on you, is not used for hiring, credit, or any real evaluative purpose, and nothing about it is stored or shared beyond what’s described above.
Under GDPR, you have the right to:
To exercise any of these rights, contact us at [your contact email].
We may update this policy as the Service changes. The “Last updated” date at the top reflects the most recent revision.